Monday, January 9, 2012

I'm a successfull businessman with a great life...?

I have 9 cars, about 10 houses, 3 of which i forgot where they are.. haha! I have a beautiful wife and 2 kids that are valedictorians of seperate schools and have numerous trophies in sports. I'm a boss of a successfull business firm. My workers trust me and the company loves me. I have an IQ of 182 and my GPA in high school and college never dropped below a 6.0 and 4.0 respectively. I have a diverse cultural backgroud and speak 10 languages. I am proficent in stock trading and have acquired enormous amounts of currency in my lifetime which explains my growing wealth. My wife trusts me enough to go out with other women and have fun with them, sometimes even get together and have triple the fun! I have researched many science and art fields and many of my articles have been published into textbooks and glorified by many researchers which spawned new ideas that moved them into future research studies. I am a man of nature and regard the wildlife, i have my own nature reserve and i pay my peasants to keep it clean and steady so that the biological environment may flourish. I am proficient in heavy artillery, flying, operating sea vessels and conduct with the finest mechanical expertise. I have a 100 meter corridor of philosophy books which i read and revised for application into political studies that are now used everyday. My life is great, and i love it. I love breathing every second of my success and prosperity. Before i bid you good day, i have to question your motive on what makes your life successfull? obviously you will never be as successfull as i am, but not attempting to fiddle your chords, do tell peasant, i have a life to tend to.

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